February 9, 2006
Students Finds Purchased Notes "Better Than Going To Class"
Left: Multi-tasking student on the links(Gainesville, FL) Junior business major Mark Mockeridge says that he spends less than "10%" of his scheduled time in class, thanks to purchasing the notes of "this geeky chick" who shares most of his classes.
"I pay her $20 a class, and the quality of her notes is astounding," he said. "The chick is like a human tape recorder."
The extra free time, said Mockeridge, has given him time to work on other pursuits.
"Golf is a given," he said, adding that he has a +2 handicap. "But I have had a lot more time to hang out at the pub and to meet some hot chicks."
The note-taker, Marcy Ophendahl, was put off at first by the payments, but is now saving them for a wedding dress.
"Mark and I have something really special, and I will wait for him to get past his temporary obsession with bar sluts," she said, holding a photo of Mockeridge close to her chest. "We belong together, and nothing will keep us apart, especially that skank whore Mellissa Gibson, who might not return home from a party she said she is going to tonight."
