August 13, 2007
Bob Reminisces about Bermuda
One of Subcomandante Bob's all-time favorite getaway destinations is the lovely island chain of Bermuda. Bob once spent an entire month on Bermuda, living on the largesse of friends and friends-of-friends, although many of the memories of that particular trip have been eroded due to excessive synapse destruction.
There are many Bermuda attractions worth investigating, but Bob prefers to spend all of his time in Bermuda on the beaches. There, alone with nature and scantily-clad women, Bob can meditate on the most important things in life, most of which involve rum and romantic negotiations. Best of all, there are still a few Bermuda hotels that have not permanently barred Bob from visiting, and in general Bermuda remains a place in which customs officials will not immediately bounce Bob back into the plane, unlike, say, St. Croix.
There are many Bermuda attractions worth investigating, but Bob prefers to spend all of his time in Bermuda on the beaches. There, alone with nature and scantily-clad women, Bob can meditate on the most important things in life, most of which involve rum and romantic negotiations. Best of all, there are still a few Bermuda hotels that have not permanently barred Bob from visiting, and in general Bermuda remains a place in which customs officials will not immediately bounce Bob back into the plane, unlike, say, St. Croix.
