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June 7, 2007

Bob Gives Two Thumbs Up for Spy Sweeper

Subcomandante Bob once visited a rather risque website; let's just say it featured ladies of negotiable virtue. Oh, it was a grand time in cyberspace that night, and after a few drinks Bob and his new cyber-friend were hitting it off quite well.

Of course, there is a strong likelihood that "Heather" might not have been the blonde vixen her avatar advertised, but that is irrelevant to our discussion.

Before Bob knew it, his laptop began to act in strange ways. He heard whirring at all hours of the night, a likely indicator that his machine was being ordered by spyware to perform creepy functions, like emailing all of his friends naked pictures of Della Reese.

Later Bob found out HE mailed the candid Della Reese shots, but that's another story. The point is that Bob's computer became infected with all sorts of ITDs (Internet Transmitted Diseases) by visiting that lurid site, and he should have made sure he was protected.


Spy Sweeper is a spyware detection and protection program that offers consumers like Bob a user-friendly and state-of-the-art protection against spyware.

Bottom line: spyware grows more sophisticated each and every day. There's ever more spyware, and it's growing more dangerous with every breath you take, Bubba. Software experts agree that Spy Sweeper provides the most advanced spyware detection, blocking and removal available to beat dangerous spyware programs.

So don't be like Bob - get yourself a copy of Spy Sweeper today!

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