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May 25, 2007

New CD by The Police Due Out June 5

Subcomandante Bob is without a doubt the world's biggest fan of The Police. In fact, he is such a gigantic Police fan that there are still outstanding restraining order against him in several jurisdictions for conduct unbecoming a normal Police fan.

Sorry about digging through your garbage cans like that, Sting.

Anyways, The Police are getting together for an incredible reunion tour this summer, and they are releasing a new compilation Police CD that features 28 of their best songs in a 2-disc set. If Bob is unable to procure said compact disc in a fully legal and morally acceptable manner, he may have to resort to hijacking the incoming mail at the local radio stations to commandeer a promotional copy.

Here, for your consideration, are the tracks on the upcoming new Police CD, which is titled, simply enough, The Police:

Track Listings
Disc: 1
1. Fallout
2. Can't Stand Losing You
3. Next to You
4. Roxanne
5. Truth Hits Everybody
6. Hole in My Life
7. So Lonely
8. Message in a Bottle
9. Reggatta de Blanc
10. Bring on the Night
11. Walking on the Moon
12. Don't Stand So Close to Me
13. Driven to Tears
14. Canary in a Coalmine

Disc: 2
1. Do Do Do de da da Da
2. Voices Inside My Head
3. Invisible Sun
4. Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic
5. Spirits in the Material World
6. Demolition Man
7. Every Breath You Take
8. Synchronicity I
9. Wrapped Around Your Finger
10. Walking in Your Footsteps
11. Synchronicity II
12. King of Pain
13. Murder by Numbers
14. Tea in the Sahara

Bob hopes that his new psychotropic combination of Thorazine and Lithium will prevent a recurrence of the crazed fan behavior he exhibited the last time The Police played Madison Square Garden. Without getting into too much detail, the event involved three feral cats, a hooker named Peggy, and eleven cans of whole peaches in their natural juices.

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 3:31 AM
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