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April 7, 2007

Bob Waxes Poetic on Love and Romance

Subcomandante Bob knows that there is no better feeling than a new love, especially when you find love in the springtime.

A visit to RomanceForEveryone.com, unfortunately, will not guarantee that Halle Berry or Brad Pitt will fall madly in love with you, dear reader. That will only happen in your delusional mind, or if you kidnap said Hollywood megastars and perform a lobotomy on them.

What RomanceForEveryone.com will do, though, is provide you the visitor with some terrific ideas on how to commence, maintain, or re-spark your love relationship. You can browse a creative love letter, read tips on how to put romance back into your life, or gather tips on eHarmony dating that will increase the chances that you meet that special someone online.

Or you can sit on that Cheetoes-encrusted couch, wearing those grubby sweat pants that are two sizes too small, and wonder why your love life is about as exciting as watching a Kajagoogoo tribute band. This is a sponsored post, for which Bob is quite grateful, but you should really check out RomanceForEveryone.com for your sanity, Bubba.

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