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August 18, 2006

Sophomore Finds Short Shorts Express Her True Self

Short shorts with phrase: Cum DumpsterLeft: Defiant mode of expression

(Columbus, OH) Ohio State education major Marissa Hure has never been one to be restrained in polite company.

"I'm always the girl who is, like, all up in your face," she said, crushing a cigarette. "I say what's on my mind, and if you don't like it, well, too damn bad."

Hure has taken to wearing provocative short shorts with witty sayings on the rear.

"It serves people right for staring at my ass," she said, crossing her legs. "If someone is going to sneak an eye-feel when my back is turned, I am going to make sure I am heard."

College sophomore with attitudeLeft: Hure is, for sure, never one to back down

Hure said that she has recieved many disapproving looks from passersby in public settings.

"This stupid woman started frowning at me when I walked by her with my 'Shakin' It' shorts last week at the mall," she laughed. "I looked her right in the face and screamed: 'Stop looking at my ass and just suck my left nipple, you crotchety old bitch!' THAT shut her up, all right."


that chick is NASTY
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