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August 5, 2006

Comp Instructor's Perfect English a "Perfect Turn-on" for Student

English professorLeft: Percival's got it going

(New York) NYU freshman Richard Tyler "very much enjoyed" his Comp II class this summer, and English professor Angela Percival was the reason, he said.

"She's definitely got this, well, sexy middle-aged thing going," he admitted. "But what really gets me going is her precise diction and her superior mastery of the English language."

Tyler ecounted one of his favorite memories from the summer class.

"She was dressed in a white blouse and a short black skirt, with black heels on," he said. "I had a great view of her legs, but when she talked about how she found [writer] Stephen King to be 'off-putting' instead of 'put off by' I almost shot my load right in class."

College student in love with professor Left: Tyler is smitten

Tyler said that he is going to take "as many classes as I can" with Percival in hopes of getting a date.

"If not, at least I'll get to hear Dr. Percival say words like 'whilst' and 'nonetheless,'" he sighed. "I have about 12 hours of tapes from her lectures saved up, and I sometimes play them while jacking off to her picture. There's really nothing better, man."

Do you enjoy thinking up all this stuff? You must have one heck of a strange imagination, ha!
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