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July 2, 2006

Dyslexic Sophomore Struggling with Lord of the Files Paper

dyslexic student Left: Dyslexics of the world - UNTIE!

(Philadelphia, PA) Dyslexia has proven to be "challenging" for sophomore Bradley Jordan in the past, but his latest Comp II assignment has the business major "stumped worse than my reading disability."

"I've looked everywhere for Lord of the Files , and I can't even locate the book," said a discouraged Jordan. "I mean, why do they assign texts that are not available?"

Jordan said that he was especially disappointed that none of the study guide makers provided notes.

"I checked with Cliffs Notes, SparkNotes, and even the paper mills," he said, burying his head in his hands. "It's like these people have never even heard of Lord of the Files ."

With the deadline for the paper approaching, Jordan is weighing his options.

"I'm guessing that Lord of the Files is like the movies Clerks or Office Space or something," he said of the William Golding novel. "But if I don't get something on paper soon, I'm gonna be luck out of shit. May dog have mercy on my soul."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 10:59 AM
Comments:
Thanks for the laugh! I have to admit that I automatically read "Flies" instead of "Files" the first time through. But I eventually got it...!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:32 PM
 
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