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June 7, 2006

Friends Say Student Is "Virtual Prisoner" in New Relationship

(Columbus, OH) Matthew Ferguson was once an outgoing and personable soul, say friends, until he began dating Megan Cartwright.

Since that time he has begun to "live a life controlled by a puppetmaster," said former drinking buddy Jacob Kunstler.

"It's really sad. She even bought him a cell phone with her own ringtone," said Kunstler. "If he is away from her - which is not very often - Megan bombards him with calls and text messages. This is pretty sick stuff."

Chad Brecker, who Ferguson once called his "top bud," said that Megan's antics border on the "sociopathic."

"This chick is psycho, no doubt about it," he said. "And poor Matt never saw it coming. There's something wrong when the girl needs to have a camera pic sent to her every night by Matt."

Kunstler said that the relationship has begun to affect Ferguson in bizarre ways.

"This was a dude who might go three days between showers in the past, and now he's taking one at 7:00 am every day," he said, looking off into the distance. "It's like she has stolen his soul. I feel like I don't even know Matt any more."American Idol Pirate Bay Macbook Loretta Nall ring tones

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