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March 8, 2006

Student Creates "Chlamydia Survivor" Campaign, Bracelet

(Boston, MA) Boston College sophomore Curt Longgeman recalls the moment he learned that he had contracted Chlamydia.

"I was in my dorm, hanging with my homies, when the call came from the Student Medical Center," said Longgeman. "This woman said: "Mr. Longgeman, you have Chlamydia." My life changed forever when I got that tragic news."

Chlamydia is a sexually transmitted infection that is caused by the bacteria Chlamydia trachomatis. Longgeman said that he was forced to begin "some, like, serious lifestyle changes" after receiving the diagnosis.

"Things I took for granted, like banging a different girl every weekend night, were now gone forever," he said, wiping away a tear. "During chemotherapy I also suffered the indignity of stomach cramps and dry mouth."

To help other survivors Longgeman has started a new Chlamydia Survivors Network, including a signature pus-yellow silicone bracelet.

"The most important thing to remember if you get diagnosed with Chlamydia is that you are not alone," he said. "In your battle with Chlamydia - knowledge is power and attitude is everything. You can beat this, and you can live drip-free once again."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 9:46 AM
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G-R-R-R-R-R-O-S-S-S-S. But funny.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:49 AM
 
ha ha ha. good laugh.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:12 AM
 
I've written funnier things in ASM.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:59 PM
 
I'll bet you have anonymous. That must be why you posted anonymously, huh?

STFU.
# posted by Blogger Subcomandante Bob : 7:16 AM
 
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