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March 16, 2006

Party Like It's 2003!

Party prep swinging into full gear

(Evanston, IL) March 19 is three-year anniversary of the beginning of the war in Iraq, and Northwestern University junior Brett Granger plans to make sure the anniversary gets remembered.

"We will totally blow this bitch out with a primo kegger," he said. "My predicition: Someone's gonna hurl. I'm putting out 2 to 1 odds on Angela and 10 to 1 on Fletcher."

Three years after the US-led invasion, the Iraq war is dominating George W. Bush's presidency and defining his legacy. Granger believes that another legacy is at stake next week.

"We are most definitely going to out-party the 2005 anniversary kegger," he intoned. "There will be at least two more kegs here, another DJ, and probably 50 more bodies crammed into the backyard, weather-permitting."

The Bush administration expected to move on to other issues in his second term, such as Social Security reform, but domestic issues have taken a back seat to the Iraq conflict.

Granger said that domestic issues "rule."

"Yeah, domestics are preferred over imports like Molson and Heinekken at our bashes," he said. "We had a keg of Guinness that lasted a week after last year's kegger was over. The focus will definitely be on Bud Light and Miller Genuine Draft."

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