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February 22, 2006

Student Definitely Breaking Up With Girlfriend Next Weekend

(Bowling Green, OH) Junior ed major Nick Sullivan says he is "committed to carrying out" his vow to end his three-year relationship with his girlfriend.

"Next weekend. Definitely this time," said Sullivan. "By this time next week -finito."

Sullivan, who admits that he has made the same threat "a couple of dozen times," said that he is serious in his latest declaration.

"I got sidetracked last weekend when she came up because she went down on me 10 minutes after she drove up to see me," he reminisced. "I just didn't think it was right to dump her after that."

Next weekend will be a different story, added Sullivan.

"I'm going to start a fight with her right off, and that way she won't be so horned up," he said. "And I am going to tell her goobye Friday night, instead of trying to wait until Sunday. I always feel guilty if she has to make that long trip back to Cincinnati after breaking up with her."brrreeeport krugle

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