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January 13, 2006

Student Prefers Windows XP Solitaire Over Windows 98 Version


By Codependent Collegian contributing editor Harry P. Ness

(Roanoke, VA) Will Blight, a student at Roanoke-Chowan Community College, considers himself an expert in computer games.

"I spend much of my day in front of my PC," said Blight, pecking at his keyboard. "There are few people who know more about computers than me."

It is this computer-fixation that led Blight to compare various versions of the game Solitaire.

"Yes, I do go it alone quite a bit," he said. "Solitaire is the best one-hand card game around."

One of the best features of the XP version, according to Blight, is the right-click function.

"Hitting the right clicker makes all the cards that could be played spurt upward," he said. "That feature is not available in Windows 98."

Blight believes that the deck customization option on the XP version is one of the best innovations yet.

"I can install pictures of handsome Aryan men on the back of the deck," he said, beads of sweat on his forehead. "I do get a bit distracted when they are up there, but it sure makes a one-hand game more fun!"

Comments:
Sweet!

Can I play too?
 
No, dumbass!

It's every man for himself! DUH!!!
 
nice try asshole
 
Hello Michael Brooks.

Want to talk about the obscene messages you post about "Isis"?

How about the fact you told her you no longer love your wife and want to have an affair with her?

Are you still angry that that has been made public?
 
yo...I don't know who Bill White is, but its just a fake news article dude...easy, tiger
 
I still love you, Bill. Let's get together and ntalk about our fun times in DC, sexy.
 
***YAWN***
 
Bill's just mad because he got skewered in a dozen satires on this site.

He'll get over it.
 
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