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January 16, 2006

Student Opts For Watching "The OC" First Season Over Studying For Econ Exam

Left: Cast of the FOX show "The OC"

(El Paso, TX) UTEP sophomore Mark Lytle knew he should be reading his microeconomics textbook, as well as trying to procure notes for the last three lectures he missed.

But somehow he could not pull himself away from the DVD collection of the first season of the FOX-TV program "The OC."

"I don't know what happened," said a shaken Lytle, bleary-eyed and remorseful. "This is the first exam, it's worth 25% of my grade, and I could not pull myself away from that vapid shit. FUCK!"

Lytle, who admits to being "not exactly an honor student," said that he believes there are embedded subliminal implants in the discs.

"My roommate could not get me to budge from the couch, and I felt this...this...force pulling me closer," he said. "What is on those discs clearly came from some really sick minds."

Lytle said that he got so into the DVD that he now finds himself debating over the best show intro.

"I love the intro to "Rainy Day Woman" best," he said. "That's the one where Seth tries to tempt Ryan over with bagels and then they talk over the phone; God help me - I am a really sick man."

The OC is the worst show on television.
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