December 28, 2005
Student Angry About Permit Policy
Left: Rajshahi and rickshaw(Toledo, OH) Sophomore business major Marshall Hollingbrooke is peeved that UT officials are making him obtain a parking permit for his rickshaw.
"I spent 8 grand bringing the rickshaw and my driver Rajshahi from overseas," he said. "Now they want me to not only buy a parking permit, but they also won't allow Rajshahi to drive me up to campus buildings."
Hollingbrooke said that he is already facing a heavy financial burden.
"Rajshahi eats like there is no end to the food," he said. "Now he is starting to demand shit like a Play Station and Fubu clothes. I definitely don't need UT trying to squeeze me, too."
Left: Hollingbrooke weighs his optionsOriginally Holligbrooke hoped to save money on gas and insurance, but his financial austerity plans have gone awry.
"Yeah, Mr. Pussyfoot says he wants boots for the winter," he said. "He is also demanding days off, and thinks that he's some kind of labor law expert now. Last week he was trying to hit me up for overtime."
Contacted by the Codependent Collegian, Rajshai had few kind words for Hollingbrooke.
"Mr. Rick is a very greedy man who will one day pay for his selfishness," he said. "Besides, he leaves a very disgusting ring around the edge of the bathtub. I must disinfect the shower before I can even step into it."
