December 24, 2005
(Toledo, OH) If Bob were not passed out right now, he would be trying to cadge a couple of bucks from you.
Since he is, indeed, drunk beyond comprehension, we will offer you holiday greetings.
May your holiday season not involve DUIs, groping your hot cousin in the garage, or a visit by the Department of Homeland Security.
Unless you actually enjoy body cavity searches. In that case, you are a really sick person, and you should be writing for this e-zine.