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November 7, 2005

Student Finds Harvard Guys "Pretty Much Idiots"

(Cambridge, MA) Despite boasting high entry requirements and students from some of America's premiere families, Harvard men are mostly a "bunch of self-centered buffons" according to freshman Amanda Tabner.

"I thought that coming to Harvard meant that I would meet some really intelligent guys with a bright future," she said. "Instead, my first encounter involved two sophomores trying to smother each other with dirty sweat socks."

Tabner indicated that the young men back home in Pennsylvania at least held jobs and developed some responsibility through work.

"These fools are either trust-fund babies or so in hock with students loans that they don't have jobs," she said. "Not a single one has a clue about the real world."

One incident in particular convinced Tabner that her future did not involve Harvard men.

"I came home from a movie and saw these two drunken retards on the front lawn of their dorm," she said. "They were naked and doing Pee Wee Herman impersonations. If I wanted to spend my life like this, I could have stayed home and saved a lot of money."

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