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September 2, 2005

Student Wonders If Yellow Shirt Makes Him Look Gay

(Toledo, OH) What was intended to be a simple gift has turned into an identity crisis for UT student Randy Hendryk.

"My girlfriend gave me the shirt on my birthday," he said. "When I opened it, I didn't know what to think. I mean, I usually just wear athletic T-shirts."

Hendryk said that he felt "weird" when he put it on.

"I shouldn't read too much into it, but I could tell right away it wasn't me," he said. "I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so I told her it was great."

Hendryk's girlfriend, Stacey Montooth, said that she knew he didn't like the shirt.

"He is such a dweeb," she said. "If he didn't like it, I could have taken it back. But he's all 'Oh! It's perfect' and everything."

Montooth was especially annoyed at what she called Hendryk's "passive-agressive routine."

"We were at a party and he said he 'lost' the shirt," she said. "Just before we left I saw it in the bathroom trash can. I never would have bought him the stupid shirt if I had known how insecure he would get over it."

Hendryk, wearing the shirt, interrupted Montooth to ask: "Does Justin Timberlake wear one of these?"

yes he looks gay
Man, I KNEW it!
Definitely gay. He couldn't be gayer if he...I dunno...hung out at gay bars and did gay stuff and watched gay TV shows and wound up in my bed or something...
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