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August 22, 2005

UT Student Embroiled In Cell Phone Mystery

(Toledo, OH) Sophomore marketing student Marissa Walker went to check her voicemail Sunday and noticed what she called "an unbelievable event."

"I had to triple-check just to make sure," she said. "It was so spooky - there were no messages on my voicemail."

Walker, who said that she is "like, really popular," does not understand how none of her friends could have called her between Saturday and Sunday nights.

"It was really freaky," she said, adding that she had Sprint PCS look into the mystery. "It's like everyone dropped off the planet or something."

Frantic, Walker called everyone on her list to make sure that they were OK. Luckily, all the members on her Friends-and-Family plan were fine.

Walker was most concerned about a fellow student named Todd, who she met Saturday night at a Beta Theta Pi party. Contacted by the Codependent Collegian, "Todd" confirmed that he was perfectly fine.

"Man, that chick is psycho," he said. "I gave her a fake name and a fake number, but she still tracked me down. She must have believed all that 'I think you're my soulmate' crap I said to score with her."

I think I dated that girl.
If you dated her you would know for sure
Well that's what she gets for not getting her cell phone thru the Rocket Freedom cell phone plan.

Had she done so? She would have probably had lots of voice mails.

Like, you guys need to, like, lay off her, like.
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