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August 23, 2005

Students Angered at Butt-Sniffing Horses


(Toledo, OH) Residents of the new Ottawa House West housing facility expressed frustration at what they perceive as obscene equine behavior.

The source of the disagreement is a series of wire horses, located at the north end of Rocket Hall. The nose of one of the horses is suspiciously close to the rear end of another, according to sophomore engineering student Justin Phillipart.

"Every morning I wake up and see that horse taking a huge snort of the other's ass," he said. "My parents are paying top dollar for this nastiness?"

Freshman Belinda Guggenheim agreed.

"The first time I saw those horses, I said: 'Oh...my...God!'" she said. "They won't allow Janet Jackson to flash a one-second breast on TV, but it's OK for horses to be getting all jiggy out in public? Gross!"

Designed by artist Peter Busby, the exhibit - entitled "The Noble Horse" - is a legacy to the area's history as a grazing meadow.

Guggenheim had another name for the artwork.

"I say they should call it 'Filthy Fillies,'" she said. "And to think that the daycare center is nearby!"

Comments:
Yuck - I just lost my lunch.
 
Look, we horses just do what we do. We don't complain about any of the gross stuff you do, like flatulating on our backs.

Get over it. NAYYYYYY!
 
Disgusting. Nasty artists like this should be de-funded.

By the way, let's off this so-called artist along with Hugo Chavez, Subcomandante Bob, and everyone else I don't like.
 
Ewww.
 
This is art, and we should have respect for the work that went into it.

You are an idiot.
 
We should respect horses smelling each others' butts? No thanks.
 
Hey....that wasn't the real Pat Robertson...he didn't say "Amen"

:-)
 
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